Ohi, Zaaro, still not done washing those glasses? Enough cracking the ice cubes, Caesar… Keep your hats on tight and ears perked up—we have to hear the new Boss's stirring speech before we open.

An unlicensed bar, an omnipotent bartender, and one simple rule: You're the Boss today, free to dominate all that you see. Haha, put all your embarrassing desires onto the wine list.

Try it. It's a 'Demon Sunrise', brought here by your predecessor, a refugee Snowpriest from Sami. Good stuff, no? I know you won't disappoint us—even if the wolves tear you to shreds, your legacy will only grow.

Done for the day! The place is yours now, I trust you have the time and space to tinker with your 'secrets'. Call it the Boss's privilege. Zaaro, is the car still not ready? Ssh—a word of advice: Don't ask where your employees go after work.

Of course I like the bar. Without it, where would I find the inspiration for new games to play? It's lawless? Hmph, Agnese, why don't you tell our good Boss, how we've been waiting every day for the police to knock on our door with an arrest warrant? It can't be helped, we get either baddies, or poor things like you.

I said before I want you to be my enemy, but this doesn't stop me from realizing your wishes. Texas is no stranger to this either. This bar will be a valve for the swamp. You can decide to turn it off, or let the mud flow. Isn't this much more interesting than being boring old enemies?

Done thinking, O savior of ours? Will you share a bottle with the Church of the Deep and the Yurodstvo, or perhaps consult the revenants on how to make Rhodes Island soar past the starpod? Haha, feel free to go wild—give yourself, and your employees, a challenge!

Yes, the Cyclops in the recording was a Boss once. He tried using the 'tragic future' glimpsed through his foresight to change my rules, but what a pity—just five minutes before his shift ended, he threw up blood and died… Oh, you're an expert in this field too, no?

An ice cube? Open your eyes, Boss. That's a roccia in your glass. Do you want to see its creator, your old friend? In this bar, you can do it all. Of course I know the thing, and of course I can do it. For the low price of… suffering? Haha, I'd be glad to oblige!

Still undecided? Haha, just a friendly reminder: The ice's melted—it's rude to keep a bartender and her drinks waiting.

Haha, keep your hood on. You're the Boss of this bar now. Lappland and her merry pack of wolves, at your service.

There is nothing new under the twin moons.

Congratulations! The wolfpack and I have not lost patience with you, for now.

My gratitude, Boss. You've instilled a passion in us for our work—for now, at least.

Ohi, Vargo. Get our thirsty Boss and me a couple shots of whiskey to wet our whistles.

I'm still waiting for you to tell me what 'order' means.

Earlier opening hours? You're the Boss.

You want some ice to chew on? Keeps the pain away, and keeps you awake.

Ohi, Zaaro! Patience!

Haha, was that a yawn from me?

Interesting! Agnese, Vargo. Don't get in my way.

What a bore… Zaaro, Caesar. Sweep the place, quickly.

Here you go—a 'Civilizzato Classico'.

Enjoy—'Barrenlands' Special Brew'.

Bartender's Choice—'Custom-made Quagmire'.

It's happy hour!

All drinks on the house.

Not bad. I haven't seen the wolfpack so enthusiastic in a long while.

Is this what you wanted? You know the price of boring me, don't you, Boss?

When will a new Boss come…? Zaaro, why isn't this one gone yet?

So this is the decor you're planning to draw crowds with?

Olives for you? Yes, I've changed the specials again.

Zaaro, bite down on the Boss's head. I want to see what's inside.

Arknights.

Here, a vodka martini with five olives. Don't worry, just sample your employee's craft. Bravo. One more shot, and tell me all about your grand master plan to save or destroy Terra—this will be my New Year's gift to you.

Friendly reminder—you're running out of time to boss me around.

I get it, a wish you've pondered a thousand times, when spoken aloud on your birthday, will double the chances of coming true—ohi, my wolves and I are right before you, so why are you still making your wish with your eyes closed?

A single ark, along with the fate of millions, haha. Same little ambition as always. Though, I truly can't imagine what exactly you'll destroy and leave behind… I expect you to reward me with that pleasant surprise, Boss.